1. If you suddenly fall because of kick something.
Don’t stand up quickly, lie down and spin your body until far from people attention. After that, stand up when no one can see you.
2. If you fall from bicycle.
Quickly ride on again your bicycle and fall again for many times. So that, people may think that you’re making a joke.
3. If you fall from stair.
Quickly does any martial art like ghost enter your body or you have a fight with ghost.
4. If you fall in the drain.
Pick the rubbish in the drain while show your anger with loud voice, definitely people guess that you are very concern about hygiene.
5. If you fall when you ride on bus.
Scream loudly “Ooi! Why you push me?” even no one behind you.
6. If you fall in front of bus stop.
Act as you faint until anyone come to help you. If no one comes, lie down until night and wake up when no one at the bus stop.
7. If you slip at the wet floor.
Attract your friend (or anyone near you) to fall together. So that, not only you feel ashamed….right?
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not bad so everyday you need to control macho....it's true..
ReplyDeletei think your idea very good...but for me,control 'mancho' is not important..have a happy and simple life is enough.
ReplyDeletehave you do that...well that's a good idea,, but if you did step one, people would assume there are something wrong with you, step two, people would think you are mad, and if you done all the step successfully, you are really can be a film star..hmm...very good action...
ReplyDeletewell done! it's the best article that i've ever read. but, the 'well done' is only for the original writer la,not for the copycat writer..tetttt...sorry,,, ;)
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